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Am thinking of changing username, but have no idea...related to cats maybe?

Please give suggestions!
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Hetalia meme?

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Month:
[x] January - I kicked
[ ] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[ ] April - I crushed
[ ] May - I wacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[ ] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt

Day of birth
[ ] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[ ] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lituania)
[ ] 11 - Eduard von Bock (Estonia)
[ ] 12 - Raivis Galante (Latvnia)
[ ] 13 - Lovino vargas (Italy Romano/ S. Italy)
[ ] 14 - Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain)
[ ] 15 - Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)
[ ] 16 - Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)
[ ] 17 - Heracles Karpusi (Greece)
[ ] 18 - Sadık Adnan (Turkey)
[ ] 19 - Tino Väinämöinen (Finland)
[ ] 20 - Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden)
[ ] 21 - Vash Zwingli (Suitzerland)
[ ] 22 - Peter kirkland (Sealand)
[ ] 23 - Im Yong Soo (South Korea)
[ ] 24 - Roderich Edelstein (Austria)
[ ] 25 - Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary)
[ ] 26 - Natalia Arlovskaya (Belarus)
[ ] 27 - Gupta Muhammad Hassan (Egypt)
[ ] 28 - Holy Roman Empire
[ ] 29 - Denmark
[x] 30 - Island
[ ] 31 - Norway

Favorite Color: (In his/her)
[ ] Red - Eyes
[ ] Orange - Legs
[ ] Yellow - Head
[ ] Green - chest
[x] Blue - "Vital Regions"
[ ] Turquoise - Knee
[ ] Violet - Arms
[ ] Pink - Heart
[ ] Brown - Feet
[ ] Gray - Eyebrows
[ ] Black - Butt
[ ] White - Nose

Zodiacal Sign: (With a)
[ ] Aries - Plush
[ ] Taurus - Spoon
[ ] Geminis - Book
[ ] Cancer - Tortoise
[ ] Leo - Fork
[ ] Virgo - Bucket
[ ] Libra - Shoe
[ ] Escorpius - Scissors
[ ] Sagitarus - Pillow
[ ] Capricornio - Cup
[x] Aquarius - Fish
[ ] Piscis - Knife

Color of the shirt you're wearing: (Because...)
[ ] Red - I'm insane
[ ] Orange - I like squirrels
[ ] Yellow - I wanted to
[ ] Green - It was my destiny
[ ] Blue - My mother told me to
[ ] Turquoise - I love pasta!
[ ] Violet, or Purple - I'm bored
[ ] Pink - I'm a princess
[ ] Brown - I love Chocolate
[ ] Gray - I'm very sad
[ ] Black - I'm emo
[ ] White - I like it
[x] None/mixed - I'm invisible

I kicked Island in the "vital regions" with a fish because I'm invisible.

xD Gotta love memes.
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Okay. So I know I'm not an artist, but still. Btw, I stole this meme...MUAHAHAHA.


1) First off, what is your favorite medium to use?
Um...probably watercolour. It's so enjoyable haha and I feel really accomplished when I finish a piece with watercolour, but also a little sad.

2) What are the 3 things you LOVE coloring?
Eyes - definitely, noses and circles.

3) What 3 things do you find most challenging in doing art?
HANDS. FEET. Other objects...*sigh*

4) What hairstyle do you like to draw best?
Ones with cute little curls everywhere. Except that I always smudge it...*stupid left hand...*

5) Do you have a color you LOVE coloring/using in your art? Which one?
Red. Just red.

6) Rate your anatomy skills from 1 - 10 (1= very Bad, 10 = Really good)
-10.

7) What do you enjoy drawing best?
Eyes, really. I enjoy giving life to them.

8) Do you have a playlist you listen to while working or a Favorite song? (if so Link it!)
Nope. Just randomly good songs. Inspirational ones, like Gotye's.

9) What do you think you have improved the most on this year?
Hmm...Anatomy? Still not as good as I hoped, but better.

10) What do you think you need/want to improve on?
Everything.

11) Bright or Saturated colors?
Saturated. Hate how bright colours hurt my eyes.

12) Who is your art idol?
EVERYONE. Just everyone.

13) Tag 5 people!
:iconxzdisturbedzx: :iconladysofhousen: :iconcomrademonaco: :icontaffy71: :iconmaitha-girl:
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Section One: You

1. Name: Catherine Yeong.
2. Nickname(s): Catherine, Cat, Cath, Cathy, Catti, Catty, Catty Bum, Meow, Caterina, Princess, Darling Girl, Jie Jie, etc.
3. Birthday: 30/1.
4. That makes you: A broken identity.
5. Where were you born: Singapore.
6. Location right now: ...not Singapore.
7. Shoe size: A 6-7?
8. How many piercings?: 2.
9. Tattoos?:  One (temporary).
10. When you wake up you're: Tired. Give me back my dreams, you bastard!
11. When you['re] about to sleep you're: <--- GRAMMAR POLICE.
12. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
13. Chinese sign: Tiger. MEE-ROWW!
14. Righty or Lefty: Lefty. All the way, bro.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie.
16. School: High School.  

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Malaysian Chinese. Also, I was born in Singapore and raised in Australia.
18. Hair colour: Brown. Yes. Surprise, surprise, it's not BLACK.
20. Weight: 45 kg...THAT'S NOT FAT.
21. Height:  5'1", I think.
22. Braces?  Yes. *sigh* They ruin my life.
23. Glasses? No.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No.
25. If so, who? NO.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? yes...
27. Who has a crush on you? How the hell would I know?
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? What boyfriend....
29. Who was your first kiss: No one. Yet...hahaha
30. Who was your last kiss: NO KISSES, MISSY.
31. Are you a virgin? ...yes.
32. Ever had a threesome before? Like what?
33. Every been swarmed by ladybugs? No...
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes...
35. Broken any hearts? Not that I know of.
36. Got your heart broken?  Yes. *sigh*
37. Ever liked a friend? Yes. Still do.
38. What happened? NOTHING. NOW SHUT YOUR FACE.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? One, but I never knew about it. I ended it, haha.
40. How many were serious enough to count: None?
41. Who were those serious ones: WTF. NONE.
42. Who used to be your best friend: Hmm, this girl called Nathania, then this girl called Jaslynn, then this girl called Breanna, then this guy called Kyle (ish), then this girl called Liv. Yup. My many stages of life. Then I figured, what the heck, all my friends are my best friends.
43. What made them different: Everything?
44. What happened: Life.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: WHAT. NEVER.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: THE ONLY ONE.
47. Ever been kissed: Yes.
48. Who do you want back: What?
49. Who do you regret: You.
50. Why?: Why not...

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: 1000 miles by Vanessa Carlton. I love almost every song though, lol.  
52. Movie: Snow White and the Huntsman. Recent.
53. Food: Chocolate. It is the food of gods.
54. Drink: Mocha/Coffee/Baileys.
55. Store: Food store?
56. Television show: Um...too many to count.
57. Holiday: Christmas. GIMME ALL THE GIFTS! :iconallthethingsplz:
58. Book: Too many. Just.
59. Ice cream: Chocolate and Peanut Butter. EAT THEM TOGETHER. THEY ARE FREAKING GOOD.
60. Sweets: M&M's.
61. Crisps: Uh..DORITOS.
62. Type of music: EVERYTHING I FIND AWESOME.
63. Artist: ...Ditto.
64. Word: Confuzzled.
65. Time of day: Night.
66. Dressing: Ketchup.
67. Alcoholic drink: Baileys.
68. Colour(s): Azure blue.
69. Piece of clothing: Socks. You can make puppets...
70. Character: ..too many?
71. Smell: Piglet.
72. Shampoo: Pantene.
73. Soap: QV. (Just listing out all that I use...)
74. Smiley: :P
75. Board game: RummyQ.
76. Sport: Swimming.
77. Number: 2/8/10.
78. Quote: "When you hit rock bottom, the only way you can go from there is up."
79. Animal: Pigs.
80. Actor: ...um...Emma Stone?
82. Vegetable: Spinach.
83. Fruit: Canteloupe/Strawberry/Grapes/Mango/Lychee.
84. Place to be: Hotel.
85. Thing in your room: Bed, wardrobe, cabinets (x 2), stuff, clothes, rack, bookshelves.
86. Gum: Extra/Hubba Bubba.
87. Shape: Egg.
88. Country: Um...I don't know, Malaysia?
89. Mall: No malls in Australia...
90. Car: None.
91. Boy's name: Solomon/Max.
92. Girl's name: Skylar Ruth.
93. Family member: My guinea pig.
94. Restaurant: Any?
95. Movie place: The plane.
96. Person to go to the movies with: Friends and family.
97. Noise: Lullabies.
98. Brand of shoe: I don't really care...  
99. Brand of clothing: I don't know...cotton on?
100. Body part of a chicken: LIVE CHICKEN. They are so adorable.
101. Swear word: Shit.
102. Month: July?
103. Possession: EVERYTHING.
104. Team: Me.
105. Season: Summer.
106. Radio station: 101.1. Just so used to it.
107. Magazine: I don't know...
108. Favourite grade: A+
109. Least favourite grade: C and below.
110. Teacher: Mrs Barnett.
111. Least favourite teacher: ...Ms Jackson.
112. Subject: Art.
113. Subject to talk about: ANYTHING.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Mummy.
115. Who's your dad?:  Daddy.
116. Any step-parents?: Nope.
117. Any brothers?: 2.
118. Any Sisters?: 0.
120. Coolest: ME. Nah, my guinea pig.
121. Loudest: Ben.
122. Best relative: Grandma.
123. Worse relative: NO ONE.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Ish.
125. With your siblings? Ish.
126. Does anyone understand you? Nope.
127. Do you have any pets?: Yes.
128. If so, what kind and name? Coco, an abysinian guinea pig.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: COCO WILL NOT BE REPLACED. EVER.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yes.
132. Did you drop out?: No.
133. Your current GPA: I don't know.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring. Yummy food. Cheap food.
135. ABC's?: WHAT.
136. Favorite class: Art.
137. Play any sports at school?: Yup.
138. Are you popular? I don't know. I don't care. I'm friends with everyone, but I don't think so.
139. Favourite memory: A lot.
140. Most humiliating moment: I peed my pants in Assembly once. Gimme a break - I was 4.
141. Most funniest moment: I don't know.
142. Most scared moment: Not yet.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: CHICKENCHICKENCHICKEN.
146. Dog: Woof.
147. Christina Aguilera: Blonde.
148. Ricky Martin: Who?
149. 50 cent: Money pouch.
150. Poop: Shit.
151. Beach: Umbrella.
152. Desert: Camel.
153. Water: Spring.
154. Osama: Bin Ladin.
155. Love: Broken.
156. Your little brother: Big ears.
157. Butt: "I like big butts and I cannot lie."
158. Clowns: It.
159. Wonder: Woman.
16o. Brown: Face.
161. Banana: Man.
162. Sex: y Shaney.
163. Parents: Car.
164. Homosexuals: It's wrong to be homophobic.
165. God: Angels.

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No.
167. Heaven: No.
168. Devil: No.
169. Hell: No.
170: Boogy man: YES.
171. Closet Monsters: Yes.
172. Fortune tellings: No.
173. Magic: Yes. HARRY POTTER.
174. Love at first sight: No.
175. Ghosts: No.
176. Voo-doo dolls: No.
177. Reincarnation: Yes.
178. Yourself: No.


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Pens.
180. Do drugs: Medicine, yes.
181. Drink alcohol: Occassionally.
182. Cuss: Sometimes.
183. Sing in the shower: Yes.
184. Like school: Ish?
185. Want to get married: Yes.
186. Type with all of your fingers: No.
187. Think you're attractive: WTF? As if.
188. Drink and drive: No.
189. Snore: No.
190. Sleep walk: No. Sleep talk, yes.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: With a camera. Sorry people.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No.
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes.
195. Been arrested: Not yet...
196. Gone to jail or juve: No.
197. Skateboarded: Yes.
198. Skinny dipped: No.
199. Rock climbed: Yes!
200. Killed someone: Ohoho...
201. Watched porn: No.
202. Gone on a road trip: Yup.
203. Went out of the country: Yes.
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes. What was I suppose to do, just stand there while they wait for a reply? HELL NO.
205. Broken a law: No...
206. Got pulled over: I don't do driving.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: No. Never.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yep.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Ew, no.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Ditto above.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyway: Hahaha...yes.
213. Moon someone: on Skype.
214. Shop-lifted: No.
215. Worked at McDonald's: No. Too young to work at anything.
216. Eaten a dog: NO.
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yes.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Yes...so?
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: No. I won't ever. Because I'm straight/
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: PENS. FREAK!
222. Done drugs: Thyroxine.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: What ex?
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes...myself.
225. Had cyber sex: WHAT NO.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Nope.
227. Caught someone doing something: YES. I caught me doing a meme...
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Yes. Truth or Dare.
229. Cried during a movie: Yes.
230. Cried over someone: Yes.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: ?
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No.
233. Ran away from home: No.
234. Cheated on a test: No.


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Yes.
236. Sky dive: YES!
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Haha, yes. Pretend.
240. Lie to the police: No. Never needed to.
241. Run from the police: No.
242. Lie to your parents: Yes.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No.
244. Be an exotic dancer: Yes. Hahaha.
245. Kill the president: No.


Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: To people I'm not comfortable with.
247. Loud: Ish? xD
248. Nice: I hope so.
249: Outgoing: I don't know.
250: Quiet: Yes. my teachers are deaf.
251. Mean: Yes.
252. Emotional: Not on the outside.
253. Sensitive: Ish.
254. Gay: Happy? Sure.
255. Strong: Yes. I hope.
256. Weak: Yes, emotionally.
257. Caring: ALL THE THINGS.
258. Dangerous: YES.
259. Crazy: Haha...no. Not at all...
260. Spontaneous: ? I don't know.
261. Funny: I hope so.
262. Sweet: NEVER.
263. Sharing: No. Is too selfish.
264. Responsible: No.
265. Trustworthy: No.
266. Open-minded: Yes. I try to be.
267. Creative: Yes?
268. Cute: No.
269. Slick: YES. I'm a freaking ninja.
270. Smart: I don't know.
271. Dumb: Yes.
272. Evil: YES.
273. Ghetto: Pffft. No.
274. Classy: Tea, ol' chap?
275. Photogenic: NO.
276. Dependable: No.
277. Greedy: Yes.
278. Ugly: Yes.
279. Messy: Hahaha...yes.
280. Neat: No.
281. Perverted: No.  
282. Silly: Yes.
283. A B****: Yes.
285. A Fighter: Yes.
286. A Party Animal: No.
287. A Game Freak: Ish.
288. A Computer Freak: Yes.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Art/Animation/Author/Psychologist. Somewhere there.
290. Dream house: I have the plans right here...*shows plans*
291. Husband/Wife: Husband.
292. Kids: 3, 2 or 1. Haven't really decided.
293. Names: Already up there somewhere.
294. Pets: EVERYTHING.
295. Car: A blue one.
296. Age you would want to get married: 23 - 25.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Random friends.
298. Honeymoon: Anywhere. I don't care as long as it's with them. <3

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: EVERYONE.
300. Known the longest: Nathania.
301. Craziest: ...Hmm...we are all pretty crazy, if you ask me.
302. Loudest: NOT ME.
303. Shyest: Georgie.
304. Best hair: Gabby.
305. Best eyes: EYEBALLLLS.
306. Best body: Um...Ollie.
307. Most Athletic: Emma. She is crazy, man.
308. Hot-Tempered: My mother. Just. Because, none of my friends are.
309. Most impatient: Elise.
310. Shortest: ...NOT ME. Nessy.
311. Tallest: Elise, probably.
312. Skinniest: Nessy or Emma.
313. Best singer: Lara, I reckon. Or Fia.
314. Funniest: Kiara. You spaz chick.
315. Can always make you laugh: EVERYONE.
316. Wish you talked to more: PEOPLE.
317. Wish you saw more: PEOPLE AGAIN.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Elise. Only, before a while.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: ...still thinking about that one :P
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': What? No.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Me.
322. Who is like your family: ...
323. How many friends do you have?: A lot.
324. How many are really close? ...still quite a lot. I have a lot of friendship groups. MINGLE, BABY.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Noodles.
326. Thing you drank: Soup.
327. Thing you wore: Trackies and t-shirt from America that my mum's friend got for me. Gap. What.
328. Thing you did: Think.
329. Place you went: Tennis.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My shoulder. Fake tatts, remember?
331. Person you saw: My mum.
332. Person you hugged: Probably her too.
333. Person you kissed: Piglet.
334.  Person you beat to a juicy pulp: Too many to count...I think it was one of my brothers.
335. Person you talked to online: Lara.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: ...Hmmm...Uncle Tibor. He's Hungarian. And my landlord.
337. Song you heard: Ricki Lee's Raining Diamonds.
338. Show you saw: Ouran High School Host Club. Don't shoot.
339. Time you fought with your parents: When...um...I did stuff.
340. Time you fought with a friend: I lost the date. =3='
341. Words you said: "They taste better when you eat them two at a time. That's why they are nearly all gone already!"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Choc Munchers - Aldi's version of saying, "we have M&Ms too!"
344. What are you drinking: Nada.
345. What are you thinking: I'm hungry.
346. What are you wearing: My clothes.
347. What are you doing: Typing.
349. Hair: Meow.
350. Mood: Restless. and Murderless. Same thing.
351. Listening to: Evaporating air cooler.
352. Talking to anyone: What? Of course.
353. Watching anything: No.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No.
355. Are you a carnivore: No.
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes.
357. Do you like penguins: Yes.
358. Do you write poetry: Yes.
359. Do you see stupid people: Yes.
360. You + Me: = Hello. Who the hell are you?
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: Yes. You can too?
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Yes.
366. Are you a zombie: YES.
367. Am i annoying you: Yes. With your grammar mistakes.
368. Do you bite your nails: No. I saw them.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Depends.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Uh...yes. My mother's tits.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Summer.
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring.
374. Shakira or Britney: Both. What.
375. MTV or VH1: MTV.
376. Black or White: Face.
377. Yellow or Pink: Blue.
378. Football or Basketball: Neither.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile Phone.
380. Pen or Pencil: Both.
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings. You can get rid of them easier.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke.
386. Tape or Glue: Tape.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: MacDonald's. GRRR. SPELL RIGHT.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It's unbelievable.
389. About boy bands: They are okay.
390. About suicide: It sucks.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Like you?
392. About teen pregnancy: It's okay.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Somewhere.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: EVERYONE.
395. About gay men: I don't have any.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Yes.
397. Current weather right now: Cold/Warm.
398. Current time:  6:17 pm.
399. Any shout outs: I AM AWFUL SO LOVE ME AND SUFFER!
400. Last thoughts: Finished all my homework. *groan* Finally.

Woah. Well.
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HAHAHAHA MEME.

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1. What's your favourite candle scent?
Uh...chocolate?

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Emma Stone... I WANNA POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE TOOO

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
...Justin Bieber just so I get viable permission to kill him.

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
...FUFUFU dead. Hopefully in my early twenties.

5. Do you know a hoarder?
Uh *nudge* *nudge* no...

6. Can you do a split?
YESUU! I do a mean chopstick spilt! ^^

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
doesn't know how to ride

8. How many oceans have you swam in?
Many, countless oceans. I swam in the salt ones. xD

9. How many countries have you been to?
5, I think.

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
Yep. My uncle - it's compulsory for 3 years (?), in Singapore.

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
SKYLAR RUTH. I contemplated this in the shower. It's perfect.

12. What would you name your son if you had one?
Solomon, or Bourdo. Just because.

13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
...I think it was an A...

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
EVERYFREAKINGSHOW.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
Don't do Halloween...*sigh*

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
I have read some Harry Potter and Hunger Games. No Twilight, yuck.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
BRITISH. So I can converse with mah hubbu LIKE A BOSS

18. Did your mother go to college?
Yes..meaning Uni. She dropped out though.

19. Are your grandparents still married?
Yes. God, yes.

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No...just because I'm Asian...xD

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
YES .

22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
My father.

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
Native? Uh, Chinese I suppose. People expect that because I look Chinese. that I must speak it as well. Oh the pressure.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Grey (so that stupid spellcheck would check it all the time).

25. Is your father bald?
No, well maybe. HE GODDAMN SHAVED IT.

26. Do you know triplets?
No...;u; I wish to though.

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
Titanic. I've seen so many awesome parodies of it.

28. Have you ever had Indian food?
YES. HOLY CRAP IT IS THE FOOD OF GODS.

29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
Pfftt...what restaurant?

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Uh, no. What's that?

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
I DO NOT BELONG...because I am your father

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
Probably Benjamin. Because...that's my younger brother's name?

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Cat. Meow.

34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
MY GRANDMOTHER.

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Suburbs. TOILETS. Proper ones, too.

36. Can you whistle?
YES. HA.

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
Never. I am too macho for that.

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Yes. Food~

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
Yes. *sigh* Two types.

40. What medical conditions do you have?
NEVER. Only G6PD deficiency. And low Vitamin D levels.

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Only when I was born.

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
OF COURSE. WE LOVE YOU DORIS!!!!

43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Gee, I dunno. I don't look at them brands. Only dem price tags.

44. What's the last compliment you got?
"Well, aren't you a demented chicken." - Self.

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
YES, always.

46. What flavour tea do you enjoy?
Uh...lychee? Mango? English Breakfast? Teh Tarik?

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
*runs to check* 7. LOL. I actually walked.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
No practice. I guess...the academic religion? The good life religion? Gee, one of them will do.

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
...SANTA'S NOT REAL??? *sob*

50. Why do you have a tumblr?
Because I can.
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